I feel so happy right now. :'D
¨....the hell?¨ *turns on light* ¨.... uh... your monitors are turned off.¨
¨I know.. *yawn*¨¨Well.. lets say you get ready and I'll take you out for breakfast sandwiches.¨ ¨*mouth waters*¨ ¨Also, look what Stephanie left you. *leaves quickly*¨
Thanks a ton for all of the birthday wishes, bros!
So... my morning started drowsily. I was turning on my pc to check some messages, curled up in a blanket on my pc chair. My dad walked in.
¨....the hell?¨ *turns on light* ¨.... uh... your monitors are turned off.¨ ¨I know.. *yawn*¨¨Well.. lets say you get ready and I'll take you out for breakfast sandwiches.¨ ¨*mouth waters*¨ ¨Also, look what Stephanie left you. *leaves quickly*¨I look at the foot of my door to find a back of switcher Skittles and a baggy of candy corn with a letter. Sadly I didn't get time to read the thing before dad dragged me to Jack in the Box. I do know there is some cash in it though... money speaks. 
Anyway, we were eating and the topic turned to my birth. And apparently my birth lasted 34 fucking hours. Hoooly shit. My birth, as well as my older brother's, were long ones. My dad only took a couple hours to leave and take a shower, eat food, and come back and she was still going strong.
This wasn't her just sitting there. She was screaming for 3-fucking-4 hours. They almost had to cut my mom open to get me out. There was nothing wrong with me... just.. I guess I didn't want to be born yet? X'D
But before I was allowed to be taken home they had to keep me for three more days. Apparently my liver was having a hard time... working. :I
But yeah, after some time under UV lights I was allowed home. :3
So how did your births go? Anything you wouldn't mind talking about? 
